Don't tell myles there's a squirrel on the fence, he's not dressed yet, he'll go chasing it in his pants n socks!
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715 am and I've just witnessed a grown man walk into a hedge, effects of the night before me thinks!
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Wow, switching the alarm off, amazing, I'll probably wake up at 6 anyway!
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Day 11, no alcohol.

I'm such a boring person!


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Its not bribery, its gentle persuasion!


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God damn speed vigilantes, if I want to drive fast just move out the way dawdle pants!

Obviously only if its safe and legal to do so.


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What does a hiss from a demented dragon who's just been told it doesn't exist sound like?

I think I just heard it


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