Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Don't tell myles there's a squirrel on the fence, he's not dressed yet, he'll go chasing it in his pants n socks!
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Saturday, 24 July 2010

715 am and I've just witnessed a grown man walk into a hedge, effects of the night before me thinks!
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Friday, 23 July 2010

Wow, switching the alarm off, amazing, I'll probably wake up at 6 anyway!
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Day 11, no alcohol.

I'm such a boring person!


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Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Its not bribery, its gentle persuasion!


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Tuesday, 20 July 2010

God damn speed vigilantes, if I want to drive fast just move out the way dawdle pants!

Obviously only if its safe and legal to do so.


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Sunday, 18 July 2010

What does a hiss from a demented dragon who's just been told it doesn't exist sound like?

I think I just heard it


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Day 5, no alcohol

I'm starting to remember my dreams again, help!

I've even had some fruit to try and replace the grape content. Unfortunately this has had some bad consequences, the liwi juice has burnt my throat and gone up my nose, it hurts!
Not sure I like this healthy living thing!
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Friday, 16 July 2010

If I really was Ange the Avenging Princess I would have been able to use my super human reactions to save that poor family from certain misery, instead of flying past them, at probably legal somewhere speeds, and saved my soul from the guilt that seeps through it for not using my magical powers!

All I needed to do was stop and offer a lift, to the shivering children wrapped in quilts and their helpless mother, to the next services and leave dad in the rain to await rescue.

Alas my reactions were dull and sped past them I did. Still, its the thought that counts, I'm sure they'll thank me for thinking of them :)

You should never have told me you still read my blog neillly weilly, you encourage me to spam!
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I have a spider trapped under a cup, poor thing's all out of luck. Yet I think its me who will suffer the most, when the animal court rules and is host. Then this morning things have got worse, I added deeply to natures curse. Whilst I showered at 3 a.m I trapped a moth in a watery pen. I had some hope as his wings fluttered, fly fly to him I uttered. Alas I fear his chance has passed, and yes murder this could be classed. That poor moth was gone in a swirl, oh I'm such a very naughty girl!
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Monday, 12 July 2010

Spiders! Hate is too soft and loathe doesn't cover the fear!
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Saturday, 10 July 2010

I'm 32, I'm running out of time, they need to make me a vampire soon!
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Monday, 5 July 2010

So what actually makes people think its ok to judge me, dissect my actions and declare me wrong when they know I never ever shrug off their criticism. It stays with me forever and just adds to the growing log of sadness. And they wonder why I get overwhelmed.
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